I snuck away from my house while my parents were having a gathering with their friends in the backyard. I stood under the street light at the end of the road. Every passing car might have been someone that my parents knew, so I hid in a very large hedge.
“Woa, what happened?!”
“I clenched my teeth so hard a tooth popped out. Gimme a towel or something, this is getting everywhere.”
Oh the Hunter’s life is the life for me, how I love to ride in with my new bounty!